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I Am The Magician

Trying to figure out my Tarot Card i came across from Carmen, apparently i have the characteristics of the Magician!

You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

Pussy Holder

Something to keep your pussy away from the keyboard, WTF?!

Fascinating Street Illusions

I think street illusions is probably the best new modern art that i ever seen. The famous street illusion artist Kurt Wenner has manage to spread his talent throughout the world with his unique way of representing modern art. Not only with the fine details of his work, his unusual way of drawing somehow manage to create a 3-Dimensional image with the correct viewing angle.

Tan Hong Ming a.k.a. Bugs Bunny

Came across this video yesterday i think one of the best commercial i seen in conjunction with Malaysia 50th National Day in 2007. Check out his expression at the very end ... priceless!

Reporters Get Owned LIVE

Can't stop laughing watching this, the one got chased by dog is amazingly hilarious!

What Are Your Odds Of Dying?

Here is something worth noticing, the way you likely going to die in numbers. Didn't realize that there were people get killed by fireworks discharge, unbelievable!

Some Tips On April Fools

To all you pranks heads out there, here is a clip that will show you a few easy tips on how to make your April Fools Day more enjoyable.




Note:
The author will not held any responsible on any agony/irritation cause by following the tips. Should you insist of filling a complaint, you can send an email to notmyfault@kissmyass.com.

Happy Easter Day

Sorry for the lack of updating my blog lately, been busy with all sort of stuff at the university. Also just attended one of the most major conference i ever been at Loughborough and it has been an enjoyable and insightful trip. Anyway, i like to wish you all a very Happy Easter Day and good luck on Easter eggs hunting!

Brilliant Korean Comics

Earthquake Hitting UK

On the 27th of February at 1 AM local time, an earthquake with a magnitude of 5.2 hit Market Rasen at the North East of Lincolnshire and the tremor was felt across the UK. This has claimed to be the biggest earthquake ever occur since 25 years ago. Fortunately, apart from some minor injuries no major casualty was reported so far.
During the incident, i was getting ready to hit shower after work. Can't imagine what would it be like if it happen while i am showering. I will definitely s*** myself and jump out from the bath tub without covering myself that's for sure. When i first felt the tremor i thought some jerks must have closed their door so hard that the wall in my room are actually shaken by it. But when it persisted for a few seconds, i knew that something is not right as i can literally saw and felt the wall as well as the floor was trembling. Never in my life that i encounter such terrifying but at a same time intriguing moment. Soon as it stopped, i went out from my room and ask Ali whether he felt the tremor. He didn't even know what's going on! After much explanation to him, he made a few calls to his mates and find out that it was actually an earthquake. Later that morning, almost every news channel here reporting about the incident.
I hope this is the ONE TIME earthquake that i am ever going to experience for now and for the next 25 years 'cause if it happen again and it's coming back BIG (touch wood), i don't think i'm going to survive from the falling of a 6 floor building!

Street Fighter IV

During my childhood, heading to the nearest arcade centre and spent countless time on playing Street Fighter, the world's most popular arcade game ever, is one of my "must do" list during the weekend. Since it was released about two decades ago, the game has through so much improvement such as new characters to be included apart from the "original 8", new exciting moves as well as drastic changes in graphics interface.
Here is the preview of what's coming up from the sequel of this incredibly created game and from the look of it i think this is going to be one hell of an exploding element for all the Street Fighter fans out there!

Foggy Day, Snowy Night

During the day ....

Later that night ...

Happy Valentine's Day

Ah ... yes... Valentine's Day. The day when people believe Cupid bringing two souls together with his Arrow of Love. The day where you can see more couples hanging around on the street than you ever seen before. The day when flowers and chocolates are sold like hot cakes, no matter how incredibly expensive they are! Most importantly, this is the day when you celebrate the love and passion you have for one and another.
To me, Valentine's Day is just a day when you reminisce all the good and wonderful memories that you had. Once the "memories re-winding" is done, then you started to feel how much you miss it. *halt for a while* Anyway, tonight i will probably end up getting a bottle of wine and watch what they claimed as "The most romantic movie since Titanic", the Notebook. I heard so much about it from a friend but never get a chance to watch it. So i guess tonight is the night!
So, to all the potential and happy couples out there Happy Valentine's Day. For those who are feeling lonely and depressed, cheer up and have fun tonight. You never know when those magical moments might strike you!

恭喜發財，新年快樂！！

一年一度的春節又來了，不知不覺我已在英國度過了三年的農曆新年。我現在反而不像以前那麽興奮，可能因爲是我年紀大了，也或是太久沒跟親人度過吧！還記得以前小的時候，我都經常期待這個歡樂的時刻。除了那些美味的年菜之外，還能放鞭炮和玩煙花呢！每當我想起這美好的囘憶，我也會情不自禁得流眼淚 。（開个玩笑，哈哈!）
好了，不多說了。再説我可真的把我自己弄哭了！在此我恭祝大家 "恭喜發財, 万事如意, 身體安康, 心想事成"。

P/S: 差點忘了告訴大家, 初夕我還得上班呢 ! 這也太殘忍了吧 !!! 大家玩得開心點吧。

The Baby Handbook

Here are some of useful guidelines from the baby handbook i discovered lately. Very helpful especially for those parents who haven't got a clue on how to care for their new born baby.









Haven't found what you looking for? Try here.

Celebrities On Acid

Some of my all time favorite celebrity portraits, distorted in acid.













More celebrities here.

Not Your Average Banana

Behold the world's "straightest" banana.
(Note: Declaration made purely from personal assumption, have not consult Guiness World Records for confirmation.)

All my life i would have thought banana only comes in curvy shape until my housemate bought some of the world's favorite yellow fruit from Tesco recently. I didn't realize it until i ripped open the package and get my hands on it. Running towards to him excitingly like a child who just got a present from the Christmas tree, i asked him if this is some kind of a record. He agreed and admitted that was the first ever banana he came across in such shape. Without a doubt, i took my mobile and had a few snaps of this "historical" item.





One thing led to another, i started to take more and more pictures of this astonishing shaped fruit and this is what it was looked like compare to a normal shaped banana. I even gave it a good grip on my hands and honestly it felt a bit weird as though i am holding someone's d*** despite how much i wish part of my body would resemble it.



And what have i learned from all this? Absolutely nothing, apart from the joy of taking silly yet funny pictures which i'm sure that others might do it too!

Another Funny Impersonators Clip

He sure nailed a few of the characters!

They Did It Again !!

I just got a call from HSBC bank this afternoon claiming that my credit card apparently has been forged and need to be deactivated immediately. Credits has to be given to all the staffs at the fraud department who manage to discover such activity in a nick of time. Fortunately, there is no sign of excessive usage of my card yet like it did last time. *phew* There is nothing much i can do except waitting for my new card arrive in my post box. Once again, thank you guys!

Crazy Puppet Dance

Best dance move i seen by far!