The Baby Handbook

Here are some of useful guidelines from the baby handbook i discovered lately. Very helpful especially for those parents who haven't got a clue on how to care for their new born baby.









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Celebrities On Acid

Some of my all time favorite celebrity portraits, distorted in acid.













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Not Your Average Banana

Behold the world's "straightest" banana.
(Note: Declaration made purely from personal assumption, have not consult Guiness World Records for confirmation.)

All my life i would have thought banana only comes in curvy shape until my housemate bought some of the world's favorite yellow fruit from Tesco recently. I didn't realize it until i ripped open the package and get my hands on it. Running towards to him excitingly like a child who just got a present from the Christmas tree, i asked him if this is some kind of a record. He agreed and admitted that was the first ever banana he came across in such shape. Without a doubt, i took my mobile and had a few snaps of this "historical" item.





One thing led to another, i started to take more and more pictures of this astonishing shaped fruit and this is what it was looked like compare to a normal shaped banana. I even gave it a good grip on my hands and honestly it felt a bit weird as though i am holding someone's d*** despite how much i wish part of my body would resemble it.



And what have i learned from all this? Absolutely nothing, apart from the joy of taking silly yet funny pictures which i'm sure that others might do it too!

Another Funny Impersonators Clip

He sure nailed a few of the characters!

They Did It Again !!

I just got a call from HSBC bank this afternoon claiming that my credit card apparently has been forged and need to be deactivated immediately. Credits has to be given to all the staffs at the fraud department who manage to discover such activity in a nick of time. Fortunately, there is no sign of excessive usage of my card yet like it did last time. *phew* There is nothing much i can do except waitting for my new card arrive in my post box. Once again, thank you guys!

Crazy Puppet Dance

Best dance move i seen by far!

Happy New Year 2008

I haven't post much lately, especially in this month. Maybe because there isn't much to be said and reported lately. So much for holiday seasons! I hate this time of the year !!!

Anyway, i had Chinese hotpot at my friend's place last Christmas Day and most likely i'm heading there again this New Year Day. Since the amount of food that we got last time is incredibly abundant and we ( 5 including me) managed to eat only half of it, we decided to make it another round next week. Hopefully we should be able to finish it then!

I went to Leeds the day after Boxing Day with one of my close friend to scout for items that i am keen to buy. No luck for me as most of the items on my wishing list is still relatively not much cheaper than its usual price. However, i still have "After New Year Sales" to look forward to and who knows i might get lucky!

Happy New Year 2008 and hope this will be a more productive and prosperous year for all of you!

Merry Christmas To All

Christmas to children comes but once a year
Yet! to them such a happy and wonderful event
To us adults it brings back so crystal clear
Many past Chritmas's and pleasant moments spent
At this time each child dreams in the night
On just how special this Christmas day will be
Snuggling up warm their blankets tucked in tight
Trying to guess , or sneaking in the closets to see
In the stores boys and girls sit on Santa's lap
Whispering in his ear on what to bring that night
So from our house to your house this Holiday Feast
May we find you prosperous and well
May the brightest star shining in the East
Bring you many treasured moments of this Happy Noel

Adopted from Parlez Moi

Christmas Is Coming ... So Is The Christmas Fair

Conference in Loughborough

I was working on my paper to be submitted to the Antenna & Propagation Conference in Loughborough next March. Man i got to say things wasn't get easier ! Been working my ass for 12 hours just to fill up four single column pages, sounds easy but trust me it wasn't. Especially when you started to work on it the very last minutes (lazy me)! Anyway, I'm so glad it went through the system and we will just have to wait and see what's going to happen next.
Hope I can make it to Loughborough under my supervisor expenses ... hehe. *Fingers & toes cross*

Men And Animals

One of the interesting collection of portrait Africans with their exotic pets that i discovered recently. In fact, i did came across some of the photographs being circulating over the Internet a few months back which at first i thought it was some computer-aided images. Although there is no unique or fascinating features in these photos, yet somehow it did turned my attention to it. Simple, clear and deliver message within ... men get along pretty well with wild animals in Africa.

How I Live My Life So Far

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Finally I'm Getting Inked !

I think one of the most priceless experience i have from my trip back home is by getting a tattoo (well, apart from meeting up my friends and family). Getting myself inked is probably the thing that i always wanted to do. I've been collecting various fascinating designs from all types media for the past years just to get the right choice. At first i was planning to get it done here in England but i guess it's going to cost me a fortune, so i decided to have it during my trip back home as one of my uncle knows a good tattoo parlour.


My favourite tribal art.

Anyway, so i called up the guy (Yusuf is his name, a Filipino Muslim who can speak fluent Mandarin!) and try to make an appointment with him and he happened to be in town. So i met him up in a hotel where he is staying with a mate of his. Just so you know, he is residing and working in Kota Kinabalu and he is kinda like coming to Tawau for Hari Raya.


The man himself, Yusuf.

Once we met, i showed him the design i brought with me and told him how would i like it to be done. Soon after he set up everything, the shows began. I got to say, the first part of the process which is the lining part is quite unpleasant. It feels literally like slicing your flesh with a razor sharp blade. More over, i'm getting it done at my upper back so no doubt it is more painful than any other part of my body. Despite all the' teeth biting and almost crying myself' moments, i am proud to say that i still manage to put myself together and hold it like a man!


Starting up.


End of the first half.


Completing the rest of the process.

Here is a short footage taken by my cousin Darlene when it took place. Apparently, she had her tattoo done by him too a few months ago and she was getting colour touch up on her lower back as the colour kinda faded away.



The whole experience was amazing and putting my favourite art on my body forever is like a dream come true. I am definitely looking forward to get another tribal art on me, hopefully not too long from now!


My tattoo after a month.

Was There, Now Here ...

Was here for the past 5 years ...



Now i'm here.

The Art of Matching Album Cover

Here are some creative work made simply by matching various album covers. Pretty fascinating don't you think!

The Truth About Gemini Man

Being a regular horoscope reader myself, i always fascinating on how some of the daily prediction actually hit the bulls eye. One of my friend forwarded an attachment describing how each of this zodiac characters represent themselves. I could almost laugh my ass off when i read it as it is so ME! I am completely agree with the first few paragraphs, but not quite sure about the rest of it. This is what a Gemini man might have appear to be:

A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very cleaver. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person. His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth. He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is "Fast" or nearly call "Hyperactive".

He has a long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always well comb or neat. He will spent a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean.
He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him.

He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style. He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He get bored easily with his favorite cloths , cologne. He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent.

If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to?

He change his mind as fast as he change a new pairs of shoes. He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand it's contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.

He hate to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job. He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is complete important and necessary. He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always find other attractions along the way. He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do. He is a very good speaker and make a very good politician. He can easily persuade other people and well presented himself in public, a
real charmer. If he is a writer, he will write the best seller.

He always search for truth and constantly study himself. He never satisfy about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction.

Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepare to be alone. He will come to see you when he feels like it. He won't even know how he spent his days everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him.
Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date. When he upsets, he could tell you he hate your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy. Do not ask him why he is that's way for he won't have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he will take you out again and forget what just happened.

You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient.
He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, then he will spent times solving this puzzle.

Not In A Mood In Everything !

It's been 2 weeks since i got back from home, still i haven't got any intention to do anything yet except moving to my new place. Well the thing is the room that i am about to live in still unavailable until next week. So there isn't much i can do at the moment but planning and visualize what am i about or should do for the coming days. Manage to pack some of my stuff but what i really want to do is to get this over with. I am not a patience kinda guy, so whatever pops into my head i have to get it done straight away. Hence the period of waiting for this to happen is really killing me.

My supervisor has just acquired his professorship chair in my university, which is what he's looking forward to all this time. All the hard-working and endless publication of papers that he's been working on has finally pay off. I really hope that he can bring up our department into the next level so that me and all my colleagues manage to form a much better research group.

Well, that's pretty much what happened this couple of days. The weather is getting colder and windy now. Oh ya, Bonfire Night happen to take place this week until Monday. People has been lightning firecrackers since a few days ago, kinda feel like in the Second World War epic!

Sad ...

Pussy Rubbing

I know should post something about my trip back home but this video is too hard to resist. Check out the crazy expression when its owner do the magic rub.

Back in UK

Finally, i'm back here again. Shit load of crap happened and need to be sorted out soon. Just got up from bed after an 8 hours sleep and it was good. Now i have to keep my head straight as something big is coming my way and try my best to work it out. Got to unpack my stuffs first, will post something about my trip soon.

I'm Still Alive !

Wadup you'all.
Haven't been update my blog lately due to unavailablility of internet access. Had a very long and tiring journey lately, will tell more about it later. So many things coming up in my mind, is too hard to put them all here in one shot. I guess i have to split it up into several posts. Anyway, this is me signing off for the moment. Next post would be me reporting from UK.